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Beautiful funny valentines day quotes to share with your love ones, to make them happy and loved on valentines day.  Valentine’s day is that special period of the year when lovers, friends and families exchange gifts to appreciate how grateful there are having each other.

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Here are some hilarious funny valentine quotes to make you laugh all day long with you love ones. Hope you enjoy them.

  1. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
  1. Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
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  1. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
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  1. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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  1. If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
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  1. You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.
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  1. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
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  1. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing—and then marry him.
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  1. My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem, but they don’t know me.
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  1. Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
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  1. I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.
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  1. Love is an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
  1. The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.
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  1. Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
  1. Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
  1. Marry a man your age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
  1. Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.
  1. That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they’d call them something else.

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If you are looking for funny valentines day quotes for friends then this amazing collection is for you. Please let us know which of these funny valentines day quotes is your favourite.

  1. Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.
  2. Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
  3. Love is an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
  4. My friend, love is a fire. But whether it’s going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
  5. In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips.
  6. Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.
  7. My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
  8. There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.
  9. True friends are like diamonds — bright, beautiful, valuable and always in style.
  10. Words are easy, like the wind; faithful friends are hard to find.
  11. A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.
  12. Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
  13. Friendship is the wine of life.
  14. There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate. Silence make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying, but the never needing to say that counts.

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It is not easy to come up with beautiful funny valentines day messages to share with you love ones. We have come up with a collection of funny valentines day quotes to help you make that day more fun and beautiful with your love ones.

  1. I was just wondering if we could deny being boyfriend and girlfriend for a day. Tomorrow, let’s be just a friend to each other. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  2. The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.
  3. The best way to spend this valentine’s day for me is to spend it with the love of my life – food. Wishing happy valentines day to you!
  4. The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone.
  5. You don’t need a valentine to spend time with on valentine’s day, just like you don’t need HIV on AIDS day.
  6. It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
  7. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they are.
  8. A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime, that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
  9. Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.
  10. What the world needs are more love and less paperwork.
  11. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
  12. Oh, here’s an idea: Let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine’s Day. That’s not weird at all.

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If you are feeling single and lonely on valentines day, then here are some funny valentines day messages for singles that will cheer you up.

  1. Get out there and have fun with a group of singles.
  2. She remembered who she was and the game changed.
  3. Make a pledge to yourself right now, to declare that you are worth your time and energy.
  4. Dare to love yourself as if you were a rainbow with gold at both ends.
  5. No boundary or barrier surrounds the heart of a person that loves their self and others.
  6. We can’t be so desperate for love that we forget where we can always find it; within.
  7. Nothing is as urgent as self-love.
  8. Just saved tons of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single
  9. We can’t be so desperate for love that we forget where we can always find it; within.
  10. To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.
  11. All love begins with love within.
  12. Forgiving yourself, believing in yourself and choosing to love yourself are the best gifts one could receive.
  13. Today may be Single’s Awareness Day, but chin up. Tomorrow is half-price candy day!
  14. To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
  15. You’re taught to ‘be grateful’ for everything. But have you ever been taught to ‘be grateful’ for yourself?
  16. We are all like candles, and whether we are single or joined with another does not affect how brightly we can burn.
  17. I know being single on Valentine’s Day can suck. But it’s so much better than dating some idiot.
  18. The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.
  19. You are magnificent beyond measure, perfect in your imperfections, and wonderfully made.

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If you are looking for some cute and funny valentines day quotes for coworkers then this collection of funny valentines day quotes is for you.

  1. I just wish that I don’t run into my Ex with my new valentine. Happy Valentine’s day
  2. If you are single on this Valentine, you are rich, otherwise, you would spend a few hundred dollars for this Valentine.
  3. I may not love working on V-day, but I love seeing my coworkers!
  4. Love is priceless, but all other tags have a price tag. Happy Valentine day.
  5. The person who makes many dates on this valentine day is the delivery guy. Happy Valentine day to all.
  6. You make work much more fun. I hope your Valentine’s Day is fun.
  7. Thanks for helping me and grow in my career. You have been a great co-worker. Happy valentine day.
  8. I am lucky to work with you. Working with you has been a turning point in my career. Wishing you a very happy valentine day
  9. There are different types of love and different amounts. I love all my coworkers, but not all equally or in the same way.
  10. I love having you as a coworker! Happy valentines day.
  11. Since I can’t be too careful these days, I’ll wish you a happy mid-February day.
  12. I am honoured to work with a co-worker who is so intelligent and self-motivated. Happy valentine day.
  13. Your vision and hard work motivate me to work hard. Thanks for being a great co-worker. Happy Valentine day.
  14. May your Valentine’s Day be filled with sweet and valuable things.
  15. I know we have a love/hate relationship. Since it’s Valentine’s Day, I’ll try to be nice to you today.
  16. Don’t you think we should get the day off on Valentine’s Day? If only we were running things around here.


If you are a kid and wish to make your mom or love ones laugh, then these funny valentines day quotes for kids is your bus stop.

  1. Dear mom and dad, you are lucky you are alive. I love you very much. Happy valentines day1
  2. You’re not just any atomic number 67. You are my atomic number 67.
  3. I love you so much, I hope nothing ever happens to you.
  4. Dear mom, I love you! You’re doing a good job at not burping at my bus-top! Happy valentines day!
  5. Happy VAL in TITS day mom.
  6. Roses are red, violets are red, everything is red. Happy valentines day mom.
  7. Thank you, mom, for making me food so I don’t die.
  8. Poppies are orange and the grass is green I like you because you’re not mean.
  9. Valentine’s day is cool, you are too, you can be better, but I like you.
  10. I love mom better than your day. Happy valentines day to you both.
  11. I’m sorry that I’ve been chasing you outside. If you will start to like me I’ll not chase you.
  12. Mummy, I love you sometimes! Happy valentine day.
  13. I love you with all my butt. I’d say heart but my butt is bigger.
  14. Ghost are white and vampires are dead. Valentines would be better if it were Halloween instead.
  15. Dear mom and dad, I love you so much and I loved the dinner you made on 14 February 2005.

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