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With these funny in love quotes, you can build an amazing and fun love life with your better half. Who doesn’t love to have a partner that has an amazing sense of humour? Almost everyone nowadays admires a happy and lovely couple and not the other way round. That’s why it is scientifically proven that most women are attracted to men who make them laugh and vice versa.

We’ve compiled some cute funny in love quotes that can be of great help to you and your relationship. So make sure to share and build a good relationship with your sweetheart using these love quotes funny.

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These funny in love quotes were created to capture that special feeling of being in love.

  • You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.
  • Eighty per cent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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  • Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.
  • If you’ve never been blocked before, then it’s not real love.
  •  I always wake up smiling… I think it’s your fault
  • Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.
  • They say true love hides behind every corner, I must be walking in circles.
  • Love is the seventh sense, which destroys all the other six senses.
  • Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
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  • Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.
  • Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt another’s feelings.
  • Love is sharing your popcorn
  • The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love.
  • Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
  • Romance is the icing but love is the cake.

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  • When a woman starts laughing during an argument, She’s flipped her psycho switch and is about to murder you.
  • Behind every angry woman stands a man who has no idea what he did wrong.
  • A man in love is incomplete until he is married. When he does, he is finished.
  • Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less.
  • A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  • Women might not be able to find their keys, hair ties, or shoes.. but they can remember something you said 8 months ago.
  • Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.
  • When a woman says “What?” It’s not because she didn’t hear from you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
  • Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.
  • Men wear the pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper.
  • Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the titanic and look what happened there.
  • Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.
  • When a woman says “Do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.
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Cool funny valentines day quotes for people in a relationship, couples and not excluding singles and those in between. Warm and melt your lover’s heart every morning with these beautiful love quotes with good morning vibes.

  • Love is an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
  • Gravity isn’t responsible for people falling in love.
  • Love is a fire. But whether it’s going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
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  • I may look like a potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll want me then.
  • Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
  • Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they are.
  • Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
  • Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10yrs before you can call yourself a beginner.
  • Love is a grave mental disease.
  • Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
  • Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
  • Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing.
  • Valentine’s day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.
  • Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
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  • Hunger makes me love you even more.
  • Is it weird that I think that we’re even weirder together?
  • It is not loved that makes a relationship complicated; it’s the people in it who do.
  • There is nothing much to see here. Just a pair of weirdos madly in love.
  • I’m always in a better place with you. Thanks for cleaning up.
  • We are a team watch us build an empire together.
  • Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
  • We are the perfect couple, we’re just not in the perfect situation.
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right, and the other is the husband!
  • When I’m single, all I see are couples being happy.
  • Relationships are just two people constantly asking one another what they want to eat until one of them dies.
  • Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way!
  • The husband thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not the one who married me.
  • You’re the reason why I look down at my phone and then bump on a wall.
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There isn’t a better way to play with your man by teasing him with some funny love quotes for him. This collection of funny love messages for him is one juicy way to make him happy and keep him closer to your heart.

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  • My promise to you is that I will always be by your side, under and maybe on top.
  • Your love is just like a drug. The good ones that take illness and pain away. Not the ones that kill people!
  • I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but I’ve got a bigger butt.
  • You love flowers, but you cut them, you love animals, but you eat them. And you told me you love me, so now I’m scared.
  • I love you like a nerd who loves his bow tie.
  • Baby, I think what you are suffering from is that you lack vitamin me.
  • Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.
  • I love you like a biker loves his Harley.
  • It will be fun if I’m the reason why you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pool.
  • Our love is stronger than gorilla glue.
  • If you check with your doctors, I bet he’d say you’ve got a bad case of being loveable.
  • Just the way Jimmy Hendrix loves guitars, that’s how I love you.


  • You are the cheese on my spaghetti, the cream on top of my Frappuccino and the cheesecake on my red velvet cake.
  • I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
  • Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing
  • You’re just like bacon, beer and chocolate… you make everything better.
  • A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears
  • I fall in love with you more and more every day, but for yesterday that you were so pretty annoying.
  • There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters… I could be their leader.
  • Even though you behave like a jerk sometimes, I still love you.
  • I could lay next to you forever and until we decide to go eat.
  • You are adorable because I’m able to adore you.
  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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  • There are so many reasons to love you. Your sweet snore, your beautiful smile and your kind heart make me love you.
  • Every girl deserves a guy that can make her smile even when she doesn’t want to.
  • Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I recall, I’m the one putting up to you. So we’re even.
  • We go together like copy and paste.



One thing I know about girls in a relationship is that they don’t like guys who are not romantic. So if you are that guy that isn’t romantic with words, then this collection of romantic funny love quotes is for you.

  • I can’t help it, I run up to him and put my arms around him. Shocked he pulls away, just a little because my arms are still around him and he lifts my head to look at him and kisses me
  • Besides chocolate, you are my favourite.
  • Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.    
  • Life Is Too Short–So Kiss Slowly, laugh insanely, love truly, and live with passion.
  • Some things are not meant to last, they just take a place in your heart and make you smarter the next time.    
  • There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomach.
  • Come live in my heart, don’t border about the rent, it is free.
  • Money can’t buy love but it improves your bargaining position.
  • I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
  • The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.


  • I love my crazy goofy sometimes stupid but so amazing boyfriend.
  • My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I wrote the Facebook status ‘I’m getting a divorce’ he was the first one to click like.
  • If you’re not willing to sound stupid, you’re not worthy of falling in love.    
  • I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
  • Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn, he is one lucky man.
  • I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands
  • Screw flirting. I’ll win you over with my awkwardness.
  • Every girl has her best friend and true love. But you’re really lucky if they’re all the same person.
  • The leaves might fall, but you’ll be in my heart forever.
  • Something tells me I’m going to love him forever.


  • If you love someone let them go. If they come back with coffee it was meant to be.
  • Do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.
  • Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.
  • A person who disturbs you always is the one that loves you. Agree!!!
  • People say you can’t live without love… I think oxygen is more important
  • I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • We grow mature with the damage, not with the years.
  • You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.
  • On a white horse, I want to weirdo who makes me laugh.
  • If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not you’ll find an excuse.
  • Girls are like phones, we love to be held and talk to. But if you press the wrong button, you’ll be disconnected.
  • Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
  • A relationship with no trust is like a cell phone with no network, all you can do is play games.
  • People should fall in love with their eyes closed.
  •  Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

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My top best cute funny love quotes, just for you. Enjoy!!!

  • Love is fun but can’t pay the bills.
  • The best relationships are the ones you never saw coming.
  • If you can stay in love for more than 2yrs, then you are on something.
  • Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need a place.
  • Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.  
  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before you came.
  • Three things matter most to me. You, you and you.
  • Let’s flip a coin. Heads, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
  •  I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Especially when I am all alone with you!
  • We’re like Romeo & Juliet… Except for the dying part of course.
  • My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
  • I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.
  • Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
  • When a boy gets jealous it’s kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start.
  • No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.


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One aspect of success is self-love. If you don’t accept who you are then don’t expect others to do so. These funny self-love quotes will encourage you to always put yourself first and work towards achieving your goals.

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  • If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
  • All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
  • I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.
  • Of course, I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.
  • Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
  • Loving yourself enough to realize that you deserve a happy life.
  • Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh crap, she’s up!
  • Do you want to change your life? Change the way you think.
  • Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
  • Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
  • One advantage of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
  • You have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn’t worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens.
  • Don’t doubt yourself, that’s what haters are for.
  • I am my experiment. I’m the work of art.


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  • A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.  
  • Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.
  • I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
  • Too many husbands and wives enter into marriage with the idea that their spouse exists for one purpose: to make them happy.  
  • Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!
  • When a husband and wife are concerned only about their desires, the stage is set for conflict.  
  • The more she turned right the more I turned wrong.
  • Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.
  •  A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
  • They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
  • In love, somehow, a man’s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit or getting parked in the wrong place.
  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
  •  Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!
  • Good thing I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.
  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still, they stay together.
  • In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.


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  • I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
  • Baby, I love you more than flies love rotten flesh.
  • You have said I love you more than 5 times, is it you or the beer talking?
  • Loving you is fun and I also love touching your butt.
  • My love for you is like a fart that can’t be contained. Bursting our loud in all its glory and fragrance.
  • I love you for your personality but that dick sure is a bonus.
  • You’re stuck with me so deal with it.
  • They say you only fall in love once, but that isn’t true… because every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again.
  • I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you are all clothed right now.
  • I love you more than meat, but please don’t make me prove it.
  • Yes, I have a dirty mind and right now you are running through it with no clothes.
  • You want hugs cause you love her or you just want to rub against her body cause your you man is up? Let’s be more specific about these things.
  • After my kitten, you are the cutest thing I have ever loved.
  • The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!

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  • I’ve fallen in love. I’m an ordinary woman. I didn’t think such violent things could happen to ordinary people.
  • I swear I have seen a lot of stuff in my life… but that was awesome. Your beauty makes me love you every day.
  • If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
  • I can’t remember anything without you.
  • She’s your lobster. Come on, you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws.
  • I miss you, Jenny. If there’s anything you need I won’t be far away.
  • You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.
  • I vow to fiercely love you in all your forms, now and forever. I promise to never forget that this is a once in a lifetime love.
  • It’s like at that moment the whole universe existed just to bring us together.
  • I think you have no heart, and I had a mind once to give you mine.
  • How I wish I knew how to quit you.
  • I can’t see anything I don’t like about you.
  • To me you are perfect.
  • And lastly, I could die right now, Clem. I’m just… happy. I’ve never felt that before. I’m just exactly where I want to be.


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What is the best caption for love?

1         I need you like a heart needs a beat.
2         Come live in my heart, it’s rent-free.
3         How I wish I knew how to quit you.
4        Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
5         Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
6         I will return and will find you. Love you. Marry you. And live without shame
7 And lastly, to me you are perfect

What is the most romantic saying?

1        Nothing truly ever made sense until the day you walk into my life.
2         Thinking of you keeps me awake
3         I’m much more of me when I’m with you.
4         You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.
5        Listen to me, mister. You’re my knight in shining armour. So, don’t you forget it?
6         Do you want the moon? Just say the word, and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

What are some cool quotes?

1.      Love For All, Hatred For None.
2.      Aspire to inspire before we expire.
3.      Die with memories, not dreams.
4.      How can I make him feel special quotes?
5.      Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
6.      Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
7. And lastly, that which does not kill us makes us stronger.

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